I get job offers

This is a new twist on the old scam for me.

Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Dr Olumide Samson,Publicity Manager for OANDO PLC. we are a group of business men who deal on import and export of Petroluem products into the canada,america and europe. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our costumers in the canada, america and europe as well as making payments through you to us and earn 15% of every payment made through you to us.Please if you are interested in transacting business with us we will be very glad.For more details

PLEASE CONTACT OUR PRESIDENT
Mr J.A.TINUBU GROUP CEO OANDO PLC.
[Hah. You think I'm going to give you the contact info and let you beat me out of this prime job? Think again.]

For more information and details . Subject to your satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to negotiate your mode of which we will pay for your services as our representative in canada,america and europe.

Best Regards.
Publicity Manager
Dr Olumide Samson.

Since DTP already broke the ice I think I'm going to steal Steve H's meme and email this guy. I need to come up with a nom de plume first but it'll have to wait. I'm feeling decidedly unspired today.