Bumper to bumper

Thanks to Marc Catone for sending me these sayings from bumper stickers. Here's a few I hadn't heard before.

AT LEAST IN VIETNAM, BUSH HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY

BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT

OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT

I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY

ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE; THINK FOR YOURSELF

STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE

KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY

DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?

ASPIRING CANADIAN

FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL

THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

And finally, I've been muttering this to myself a lot lately.

IS IT 2008 YET?