The man who loves goats

By Libby

This just came blowing across the radar screen. I hear Mickey Kaus loves goats. I mean he really loves goats. In fact I have it on good authority from someone, who knows someone who was there, that Mr. Kaus himself wrote this ballad in honor of his beloved billys.



I understand Kaus is denying any association with goats, but you know the denial wasn't really strong enough so it's very likely true that he secretly keeps a herd of the ornery critters in a barn in Connecticut. That's the rumor I heard anyway. Take it for what it's worth.