Say it with spam

Happy Valentine's Day cherished readers. My gift to you is a new meme I hope will be recurring here - Spam poetry. It works like the magnetic poetry that was so popular a few years ago except you grab the lines from the headers of your spam mail. Much easier than dealing with all those little magnets.

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Later Tonight
Meet Your Valentine Today
But commandant an relevant
Of prescript is butene

If you have a sweetie, hope you had a lovely and romantic holiday. If you're single, just celebrate the Valentine Day Massacre instead with some bootleg booze or the contraband of your choice.