Ex-FEMA Head Starts Disaster Planning Firm

Truly the headline of the day. And if you need someone to turn a serious emergency into a complete disaster, "Heckva Job" Brownie is your man. He's available to start immediately as his former gig as "consultant" to FEMA finally ended a couple of weeks ago. And who wouldn't pay for this advice.

Brown said officials need to "take inventory" of what's going on in a disaster to be able to answer questions to avoid appearing unaware of how serious a situation is.

Perfect how to avoid the appearance of incompetency, because taking responsibility is such hard work. Like taking charge and making phone calls instead of emailing your friends asking about how you looked on TV. And maybe watching some other news reports besides the ones you appeared in?

But incompetence is its own reward in BushAmerica and Brownie says he already has prospective clients and plenty of support.

"My wife, children and my grandchild still love me. My parents are still proud of me."

Heck, Bush will probably give him a Medal of Freedom too.

Heretik has much more to say on this Disaster, Inc. and a few related items. He's looking for some Creedance but doesn't really find any.