Monday, August 04, 2008

Hard times

by Capt. Fogg

You tell me your job went bye-bye to Mumbai and you don't have enough money to get to any job interviews?

You say your grocery budget is shrinking and your kids are hungry and you're starting to wonder how cat food tastes?

Don't let it get you down bucky, Never give up, never surrender; there's a bright side to life. Prosperity may not be around the corner but it may be right here in your supermarket's dumpster. We may be trading BushAmerica for McCainistan, but we'll still eat tomorrow.

Watch this and sing along with me. . . .

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Blogger Libby Spencer said...

Good PSA Fogg. I may need those tips before this recession is over.

6:05:00 PM  
Blogger realist said...

"You tell me your job went bye-bye to Mumbai"

So what if someone in India is better at the job than you are. What can you do? Find something you are good at, or whine about the guy in India who is better than you?

6:29:00 PM  
Blogger Capt. Fogg said...

What kind of a person thinks jobs are being outsourced to India because Indians are "better?"

The answer of course is someone who thinks making hopelessly quixotic runs at reality makes him sound wise. It does - you're a supreme wise-ass.

Whine? Something I'm good at? Do you have any idea who you're talking to, you swollen-tongued cretin?

One think I'm good at is skewering snide little nobodies who think Republican dialectic makes them sound smart and are too stupid to realize what pathetic pawns they are.

Of course that's the reason you're a Republican isn't it? That's the party that has thrived by making the lower half of the bell curve feel intelligent while milking them for everything they have.

9:26:00 AM  

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