Saturday, July 21, 2007

Puns about buns

By Libby
Updated below

They say the first step is admitting you have a problem and I'll confess. I love puns and via Capt. Ed, who apparently is in bad need of one of these, I've got the ultimate news story on Bush's colonoscopy.
A shudder could be felt across Capitol Hill Friday after news came out that President Bush would be having his butt checked out which meant that while Bush was going through the colonoscopy, Vice President Dick Cheney would be in charge of the nation.

"It's a chilling thought," one passerby told AXcess News when asked if they were concerned over Cheney's short-term rule of the White House. ...

Bush last underwent colorectal cancer surveillance on June 29, 2002. At the time, the only thing doctors found was an attitude, which medical experts say is not cancerous though his administration has become quite malignant in their support of the President's plan to keep U.S. troops in Iraq.

Note to the Captain and "his crew." Lighten up. It's not an attack on the president when they use the same style of "reporting" in all their stories -- about everybody.

Update: The Xsociate goes undercover to discover George tried to get out of it.

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Blogger The Xsociate said...

I hear Bush tried to get out of it.

Sorry for the whoring, couldn't resist. :)

9:05:00 AM  
Blogger Libby Spencer said...

LOL X. I wish I was as funny as you.

9:28:00 AM  

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