Swinging 'round the circle
By Capt. Fogg
Observing the American political process, do we really need a geneticist to tell us we're getting stupider?
- Take the American
BigotsFamily Association -- please. We need to "clamp down" on immigration because those genetically inferior racesSocialist immigrants always vote for Democrats says a spokesman who would never make anyone think of the Nazis.
- Failed VP candidate
Paul Ryan says he lost the election not because he's a dangerously
unbalanced and stupid dirt bag but because the
genetically inferior races'Urban' voters turned out to vote. National DisgraceFox News exhumed that vicious Swift Boat ad after a Washington Post suggestion that John Kerry might be the next Secretary of Defense, continuing their tradition of smearing wounded combat veterans who aren't demented, neo-Fascist, psychopathic liarsRepublicans.
- Demented, neoFascist psychopathic liar Grover Norquist told us all that the dynamic Romney/Ryan duo lost because Obama's "attack ads" called Romney a "poopy head." Whorequist ( sorry, that's a typo) maintained that his party has a mandate not to raise taxes even if it causes the destruction of the nation.
- Ambulatory pustule Rush Limbaugh affirmed that the Republican loss was all about Rush Limbaugh and his
grotesquely dishonest, racist, bigoted, misogynist, indecent, seditiousConservative commentary.
"I am, by the way, the primary reason the Republican Party will keep losing, until I am denounced by the Republican Party."
grotesquely dishonest, racist, bigoted, misogynist, indecent, seditiousConservative commentary is just what the enemies of all things good and decentRepublicans like about him