Things to do in Denver when you wish you were dead

Romney campaign stops are like the strip malls of politics. Seen one, seen them all. Likewise the crowds. Aside from the glaring whiteness of the attendees, the other repeating motif is their grim demeanor. There's no sense of enthusiasm for the candidate. No one is smiling. They look like such miserable people waiting for a mandatory dose of some bitter medicine.

[Holly Bailey photo]

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