The TARP wife's lament

Today's whining one percenter is a bankster's wife. Not sure who it is since it was an anonymous post, but people are taking an educated guess. She lists the top ten reasons it so hard to be "poor" now that her fortunes have tanked along with the rest of us schlubs. Here's 2 of my favorites.

5. "We've picked up new habits, like making donations anonymously and sneaking in late to black-tie galas after society photographer Patrick McMullan has packed up his camera and gone home."

9. "Using the company plane is now out of bounds; we've heard there are reporters staking out the private airports."

Breaking my heart, it is. Complete list at the link.

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