If fortune cookies told the truth
The news is so depressing today, so how about a little game? What if fortune cookies told you what really was going to happen?
You will meet a short, bald, hapless sad sack.Anon:
Gravity will make your moobs sag.
We lied. There's MSG in your food.
Your life is going to suck tomorrow, too.Sum Dum Octopus:
Your wife is cheating on you.
Your kids think you're a dork.
You will lead a wonton life.Cosa Nostradamus
You will be lo mein on the totem pole.
Cogito ergo dim sum.
FREE TIBET. No, really, just kiddin'! F**k Tibet!Leave them in comments if you've got them and I'll add them to the post. [Shamelessly stolen from Erin O'Brien.]
I hope you didn't order the fish...
Printed on recycled toilet paper
Labels: Just for fun
posted by Libby Spencer at 6:47 PM
3 Comments:
Your life is going to suck tomorrow, too.
Your wife is cheating on you.
You'll survive the next round of layoffs... NOT!
Your kids think you're a dork.
You will lead a wonton life.
You will be lo mein on the totem pole.
Cogito ergo dim sum.
(Complements of Sum Dum Octopus)
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"FREE TIBET. No, really, just kiddin'! F**k Tibet!"
"I hope you didn't order the fish..."
"Printed on recycled toilet paper."
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