Thursday, May 29, 2008

They burn witches, don't they?

by Capt. Fogg

Who do you think of when you hear "Wicked Witch?" Perhaps you recall the green lady from the Wizard of Oz, but for me it's Michelle Malkin. It takes a certain kind of nut job to see Jesus in bird droppings and really believe it, but to assert that Rachel Ray is secretly supporting international terrorism because she wore a paisley scarf in a Dunkin' Donuts commercial, takes Michelle from Hell.

We're clueless, says she. We (liberals?) are clueless that the Kaffiyeh is the symbol of Palestinian terrorists and even though Rachel is a woman and women don't wear these things; even though she wears it around her neck and not on her head and even though in fact it's a paisley scarf given to her by the producers, that's enough of an argument for the Mad Miss Malkin to expand into a tirade against:
"ignorant (and not-so-ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons."
We all know that Left Wing Icons, like Gays and Hollywood celebrities all support violence and terrorism - especially against Israel.

I think I need a scarf to keep my jaw from hitting the floor.

Back in the late 60's I had a Mao hat and little red book that I used to poke fun at the "conservatives" who accused anyone who opposed the war in Viet Nam of being an International Communist conspirator. I think perhaps it's time for me to don a Kaffiyeh myself.

Call me Ismail.

Cross posted from Human Voices


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Blogger Libby Spencer said...

Can you believe the stupidity of this? I don't understand why Dunkin Donuts caved to these idiots.

6:43:00 PM  
Blogger Capt. Fogg said...

I don't either, but what do I know? I'm just a Jihadist.

10:53:00 PM  
Blogger expatbrian said...

I want one of those cool things that Arafat used to wear on his head!

6:27:00 AM  
Blogger ECOPHOTOS said...

Does Michelle carry one of those tiny alien blasters that can turn Lou Dobbs into a respectable donut? Is she after the Galaxy in Orion's belt?

8:40:00 AM  
Blogger Capt. Fogg said...

I've seen saner people arguing with invisible opponents on 7th Avenue and 42nd.

Malkin is the whimper at the end of the world.

9:28:00 AM  
Blogger Libby Spencer said...

There's a picture circulating of her actually sitting on one of those scarves and another of Meghan McCain wearing one. But Malkin's day is done. McCain won't even invite her to his conference calls.

5:05:00 PM  

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