Thursday, May 22, 2008

Fifty gallons of crap in a ten gallon hat

by Capt. Fogg

Dick Cheney. Is he wearing that idiotic hat to cover up his horns or is he just reminding us that Nixon may be dead, but the cowboys are still in control?

Using a captive audience of Coast Guard Academy graduates to promote the idea that occupying Iraq is a "war on terror," Cheney persists in insinuating that because it is a war, it can be won and that because it is a war, to desist would be surrender, betrayal and dishonor. Because it is a war, anything we do is justifiable except to to pay for it -- or end it.

The relentless cramming of the occupation of Iraq into this battered, stretched and sorely abused metaphor of war, the relentless evocation of cheap comparisons to every conflict since Rameses II rode into Kadesh, still stirs the souls of war lovers, a couple dozen of whom, calling themselves "a gathering of eagles," showed up "to support the troops" in some fashion far, far beyond my ability to comprehend.

"We're proud of our government," said one of the eagles.

I won't put words in anyone's mouth, but I would love to have asked him what it would take to turn that pride into shame, or indeed if anything could. I would love to ask whether he would feel pride if we sent troops to club baby seals and dishonor if they were forced to leave any alive. I would love to ask how defending a dishonorable act could be honorable; but of course I don't speak their language or follow their thought processes and I'm sure the answer would be less meaningful than the screeching of birds.

Cross posted from Human Voices
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5 Comments:

Blogger Libby Spencer said...

Jebus, just looking at that cretin makes me ill. Why oh why didn't we impeach these bastards already?

6:28:00 PM  
OpenID expatbrian said...

When I was a little boy there was a nasty term used to describe someone who was a bully but otherwise worthless, useless, mean spirited and much disliked because of it.
I haven't thought of the word in decades but somehow it came back to me as soon as I started reading your post.

Dick Cheney is a shitass.

7:19:00 PM  
Blogger Tricky Dick Nixon said...

Shitass - that's why my late grandfather called FDR.

7:39:00 PM  
Blogger Donald Douglas said...

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2:51:00 AM  
Blogger Capt. Fogg said...

Donald Duckless!

Do you just make this shit up or does it come to you in dreams?

Obama expressed nothing of the sort,
Raghead is a racist term

You are a lying racist, QED

Does that crappy school you teach at know what kind of racist crap you write? I think not, but they shortly will.

9:04:00 AM  

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