Thursday, August 24, 2006

Honesty is the best policy?

This one is going to making the email rounds I'm sure but it's the first I've seen it so I'm posting it for your morning amusement.

Dear Abby:

I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and
one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisterswho are
prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a
non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The
other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on
charges of neglecting his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives
in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.
Her time there is limited, however, as we hope to open our own brothel with
her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested
in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute
themselves, it would get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into
the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation


How embarassing. What would you do? [hat tip JZ Souweine]
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3 Comments:

Blogger pissed off patricia said...

It's a joke so I would laugh at it.

11:40:00 AM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

Well you know...what family doesn't have its little problems? :-)

3:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Libby said...

It made me laugh and there's so little that does these days. Glad you all enjoyed it.

10:17:00 PM  

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