Thursday, July 20, 2006

Feel the glory bumps

Well the true believers who are waiting for the second coming are all excited. They are pretty darn sure this is it, the big bang, the whole enchilada served up on the Holy platter. Harpers offers a few choice selections from the Rapture Ready/End Times chat board. My personal favorite:
In another thread, someone brought up the fact that the kidnapping of the first Israeli soldier that started this whole thing was on June 25th and if you count from that day to August is *EXACTLY 40 days!!!!!*

I find that to be a HUGE coincidence.
Boy oh boy, me too. Isn't it usually like 53 days or something?

I know it's not nice but I keep having this recurring vision of all the rapture freaks who talk the talk but don't walk the walk, stepping up to the bench on judgement day and being rejected for being such hypocrites while they let the "heathens" like us in. Ah the wailing and the gnashing of teeth will rise to the heavens, but to no avail.....

[hat tip mcoady]
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Anonymous Bronwyn said...

Wait, what? So this person thinks the Rapture will be on August 3rd?

Ok, well, the last time these guys were beating each other up, nothing happened.

Nothing happened the time before that, either. Or the time before that!

Is the Invisible Sky Pixie playing games? Seriously, God, shit or get off the pot! We've got people waitin' down here and they're annoying the hell out of the rest of us.


If we were on livejournal, I'd be posting this with my Carl Sagan icon.

8:59:00 PM  
Blogger Cartledge said...

Its a shame these freaks can't live in the present, they might actually consider what is happening in this world.
But of course that is why they choose a fantasy world to inhabit.
While they foam at the mouth over gays and te rest of their hates they might consider the biblical admonitions against pride.

11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Libby said...

The scariest thing to me is they're allowed to walk around in public. It like one of those zombie movies or the Borg collective. It's like they have no mind of their own and could turn into a frothing mob willing to assilimate us against our will on a moment's notice.

9:30:00 AM  

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