Bush logic: Porn bad - pornographers good

This is cute. On the one hand you have AG Al Gonzales marshalling all his federal resources (at the taxpayer's expense) to declare war on porn. On the other, you have President Bush, who will be entertaining Mark Kulkis, president of Kick Ass Pictures - a hard core pornography producer and his companion, porn star Mary Carey. Ms Carey you might remember waged a high profile campaign for California governor based on her -um- considerable assets.

“I’m hoping to run as Lieutenant Governor of California next year,” Carey said. “Since Arnold {Schwarzenegger} is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me.”

“I’m honored to be invited to this event,” Kulkis said. “Republicans bill themselves as the pro-business party. Well, you won’t find a group of people more pro-business than pornographers. We contributed over $10 billion to the national economy last year.”

The pair will be attending a dinner with President Bush in Washington, D.C. on June 14.

"I’m especially looking forward to meeting Karl Rove," Carey added. "Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he’s against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn’t so bad!"

In light of Jeff Gannon already bringing boy-on-boy action to the White House press room, it seems likely to be an easy sell.