Glenn Beck again
By Capt. Fogg
"We are going to be greatly divided as a nation in the next ten days and you are going to witness things in American history that have never been witnessed before" Said Glenn Beck yesterday despite his recent claim that his vocal cords no longer worked. I was hoping that might have been the one true thing ever to escape his mouth.
It's true -- you're going to witness the last half of June, 2013 -- a historical first. I'm pretty sure you're going to witness another spell of embarrassment for Glenn Beck too, not that he'll necessarily notice or acknowledge it. There's a document, he says, that will "take down pretty much the whole power structure, pretty much everything" and he's going to announce it sometime today.
Those who remember back to last April, a set which obviously doesn't include his fans, might speculate that this new revelation will be as spurious and idiotic as his earthshaking revelation of a connection between Saudi Arabia and the Boston Marathon bombing. Is anyone still waiting for an admission of error or a hint of humble retraction?
Of course to those folks who follow Beck in the way people used to mock dancing bears or court jesters, this is nothing new. Students of buffoonery and the charlatans who move their card tables and shells from one corner to the next in search of fresh idiots may not even notice this latest tantrum, but the clock is ticking Mr. Beck and there's not much time before the waitress brings you another plate of crow. Do us a favor -- take a bite.
UPDATE:
Well days have gone by now and no whistles have been blowing and Beck has only some mumbling about immigration which is hardly the stuff of unprecedented division much less something to "take down the power structure."
Do his faithful listeners remember as far back as a day or two or are they just so choked up on each new day's revelation that they don't care about yesterday?
So, want so fries with that crow Glenn? Can I supersize it?
"We are going to be greatly divided as a nation in the next ten days and you are going to witness things in American history that have never been witnessed before" Said Glenn Beck yesterday despite his recent claim that his vocal cords no longer worked. I was hoping that might have been the one true thing ever to escape his mouth.
It's true -- you're going to witness the last half of June, 2013 -- a historical first. I'm pretty sure you're going to witness another spell of embarrassment for Glenn Beck too, not that he'll necessarily notice or acknowledge it. There's a document, he says, that will "take down pretty much the whole power structure, pretty much everything" and he's going to announce it sometime today.
Those who remember back to last April, a set which obviously doesn't include his fans, might speculate that this new revelation will be as spurious and idiotic as his earthshaking revelation of a connection between Saudi Arabia and the Boston Marathon bombing. Is anyone still waiting for an admission of error or a hint of humble retraction?
Of course to those folks who follow Beck in the way people used to mock dancing bears or court jesters, this is nothing new. Students of buffoonery and the charlatans who move their card tables and shells from one corner to the next in search of fresh idiots may not even notice this latest tantrum, but the clock is ticking Mr. Beck and there's not much time before the waitress brings you another plate of crow. Do us a favor -- take a bite.
UPDATE:
Well days have gone by now and no whistles have been blowing and Beck has only some mumbling about immigration which is hardly the stuff of unprecedented division much less something to "take down the power structure."
Do his faithful listeners remember as far back as a day or two or are they just so choked up on each new day's revelation that they don't care about yesterday?
So, want so fries with that crow Glenn? Can I supersize it?
Labels: dangerous idiots, Glenn Beck
posted by Libby Spencer at 9:34 AM
6 Comments:
I missed his mute tearful lament. I understand there were flash cards involved. Gotta give the guy some credit. He really knows how to maximize his grift.
My niece swears that Beck is not a lying conman. I blame my sister for having such ignorant children, maybe she smoked while pregnant or something
I have family who believes the crazy con stuff too. They're not stupid, just misinformed. Gotta love them anyway.
A lying con man most likely knows that he's lying. I'm not sure this idiot doesn't believe his own verbal excrement.
It is hard to tell with him
It is, but my guess is that he never thinks about it, the thrill of it all being so great.
Conservative web sites are wishing him "God Speed" as though the end of America were devoutly to be wished.
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