Breaking: Obama skeet scandal engulfs the internet

Never has the internet meme "just shoot me" seemed more appropriate than in this round of wingnut driven media hysteria currently dominating the top of Memeorandum. The only amusing aspect is witnessing David Plouffe, who only joined the twitter this week, demonstrating his quickly acquired skill at the trolling the intertubz.

After watching the furious investigation (complete with a highly controversial Glenn Kessler fact check) into whether President Obama's offhand remark about skeet shooting "all the time" is really true, Plouffe posted a photograph of POTUS shooting a gun along with a snark dripping challenge to the "skeeters":

Attn skeet birthers. Make our day - let the photoshop conspiracies begin! m.flickr.com/photos/whiteho…

— David Plouffe (@davidplouffe) February 2, 2013

Much hurling onto the fainting couches by the pearl clutchers in Zombie Breitbrat Nation ensued. Which of course triggered the snark patrols of the social nets, who leapt into the action with great volleys of mockery. Predicting this ferocious battle of wits -- failing an actual news event occurring -- will not be over soon.

Sadly, for some, it will never be over. Figure it's only a matter of time before the die-hard skeeters demand to see notarized witness affidavits and the broken shards of clay pigeons. Said evidence needing to be carbon dated for authentication purposes and provided for personal inspection to any individual concerned citizen if so requested. Parties reserve the right to amend and increase these demands at any time without prior notice.

Same as it ever was...