Sunday, February 19, 2012

Sex. Lies and Santorum

By Capt. Fogg

"He is imposing his values on the Christian church. He can categorize those values anyway he wants. I’m not going to,”
lied Republican candidate Rick Santorum to an assemblage of Tea Bag idiots immediately after having categorized President Obama's "values" and his "agenda"as being
“not about you. It’s not about your quality of life. It’s not about your jobs. It’s about some phony ideal. Some phony theology. Oh, not a theology based on the Bible. A different theology,”

Yes, some phony ideal is on the agenda. A phony ideal involving liberty, Democracy and a constitution that never mentions God or gods or scriptures of any religion and declares that there shall be no religion in government. Science is a phony ideal to sanctimonious Santorum too because we all know that Senators Jesus, Mary and Joseph agree with the oil companies and that the president's job, as 'Rick' told the 'baggers, is to keep gas prices down (and the subsidies up, no doubt.)

No sir, all that Washington, Jefferson and Madison secular prattle is phony and if we're looking for full employment, a decent quality of life and personal liberty you must turn to The Christian Scriptures which forbid us to charge interest on a loan or obtain a divorce or marry whom we will or even to enjoy sex when it isn't only for making babies. Some churches I won't mention have interpreted it to demand a king chosen of God rather than an elected government, but don't bother Rick with that. It's already on his agenda.

So why is this sex-fearing, woman hating, half-witted fake theologian; this lame-brained Longinus and meretricious medievalist mewling about theology while pronouncing Ernulphian maledictions on what he pretends are President Obama's values, cursing them one by one? Because theological statements don't have to be true, you see; don't have to be supported by evidence and are easily and frequently used to do horrible things to people. Cognitively impaired, confused and historically ignorant "conservatives" seem pre-lubricated to receive ecclesiastical wisdom without discomfort and Faith invents facts as well as it rejects them to the despair of brother Ockham.

So Obama, who thinks a Harvard Law degree makes him as good as a white. Christian man, agrees with Justice Scalia that religious freedom does not legalize acts done in the name of religion and yet, conservatives still want to shove the notion that he's a radical, Liberal, Christian-hating Sodomite Commie up the national hoo-ha and true to form, the 'baggers assume the position and take it.

How can any curse suffice?

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Blogger Litzz11@yahoo.com said...

Today on Face The Nation Rick Santorum came out against .... amniocentesis/ Yes, that is indeed a brave stance: someone who is so pro-life, he's actually against amniocentesis because some people choose to use the information to abort their pregnancies. Not everyone but as long as one person does it, screw the diagnostic benefits. These are glass-half-empty people, because the other way of looking at it is, some people get information from amnio that helps them get the treatment they need which enables them to carry their pregnancies to term. But no, that's not good enough for Rick Santorum.

This is your modern Conservative Pro-Life Republican Party. Trying to roll back women's healthcare to the 18th century. As the Founders no doubt intended.

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Blogger Libby Spencer said...

This post is such a thing of beauty Fogg. Truly I can't think of words strong enough to curse their wretched meddling.

SoBeale, it wouldn't be quite so bad if they gave a flying leap about the quality of life for these kids they insist need to be born, once they are. They want to force them to be born only to suffer horrible deprivations. It's so evil.

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