Where's the long form?

By now you already know that Donald Trump is running for President and has decided to make the Birthers his base. He's spent the last couple of weeks making the bobblehead rounds and expressing serious concerns about President Obama's failure to produce a birth document that satisfies his criteria for authencity. And to show how easy this is to do, with great fanfare, he released his own "official" birth certificate to some wingnut site.

Except, it wasn't Trump's legal birth certificate. It was just a birth notice from the hospital, which coincidentally is the beneficiary of Trump's largess today.

And where's the sworn affidavits from the doctors and nurses with all the minute details of his delivery? Surely they would remember such an important event as the birth of The Donald.

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