Eleventy dimensional tiddly winks

I really want to believe that this a super-secret fiendish plan to get lefties to call that goofy Gateway Pundit Guy a dunderhead so he can point out how uncivil we are. I mean nobody is that stupid, are they?

Or are they? Sad to see Ed Driscoll bite on this one and can only assume he's being wilfully obtuse. He used to have much higher standards.