A little levity

I don't know about you but I really needed a laugh this afternoon. This one did for me.


President Bush was out jogging one morning

Along the parkway when he tripped,

Fell over the bridge railing

And landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him,

Three kids, who were fishing,

Pulled him out of the water.

He was so grateful he offered the kids

Whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland."

George said,

"No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One.

The second kid said,

"I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Bush said,

"I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said,

"I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV

And stereo headset!!"

Bush is a little perplexed by this

And said,

"But you don't look like you are handicapped."

The kid says,

"I will be ....

After my dad finds out

I saved your ass from drowning!"

[hat tip Preston Peet]