Happy St. Patrick's Day

Some Irish blessings for you.

May good luck be your friend
IN whatever you do.
And may trouble be always
A stranger to you.

May your troubles be less,
And your blessing be more.
And nothing but happiness,
Come through your door.

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

[Graphic gratitude]