Monday, February 13, 2006

Classic Bushisms

You'll probably be getting these in your email, but they're worth archiving so I'm posting them here. This is your president, allegedly stone cold sober.

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow." George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe We are a part of Europe."- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

The frightening thing is so many of his blindly loyal supporters, continue to support him because he says stuff like this, not in spite of it.

[ht JZ Souweine]
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4 Comments:

Blogger thehim said...

He's like Stephen Wright, except that he's not trying to be funny.

11:16:00 PM  
Blogger Left of Center said...

They should do an anti drug comercial featuring him. He obviously suffers from the years of drug and alcohol abuse.

10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Libby said...

It would be a lot funnier if he didn't get to be president -- twice. OF course it helps when you don't need to actually win the votes.

2:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cunt

10:40:00 AM  

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