Tuesday, April 10, 2007


It's over, it's finally over. Larry Birkhead is the winner of the Anna Nicole Smith baby sweepstakes. A picture of the happy winner and father can be found here.

I'm glad this is finally over and I can get on with my life. I knew it couldn't have been me since I must be the only guy within a 1000 miles who didn't have sex with her.


Jim M


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, Jim. I too have been waiting with bated breath for those DNA results! Personally, being the conspiracy theorist I am, I was betting her son was the father and when he found out he OD'd and that she OD'd from the guilt. But, no, they were just sad and hopelessly screwed up beyond repair. I for one am ready to close the book on this whole sorrid affair. You'll just have to live on with your unrequited lust. :)

8:50:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

"...I must be the only guy within a 1000 miles who didn't have sex with her."

Heh. If I were you, I'd be quite glad about that fact.

6:54:00 AM  
Blogger Jim Martin said...

Rocky and MP
It's just so depressing, you know? You hear everone talking about this great party and when you walk up they stop talking and look all nervous.
Seriously, this whole thing is at the same time sad, humorous and downright pathetic.
You can't go to any of the news websites without seeing something about Anna Nicole, or Britney or American Idol.
It is pathetic, I can't think of a more apropriate word.

7:32:00 AM  

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