By Capt. Fogg
Men shall clap their hands at him, and shall hiss him out of his place.
was going to begin this with "Only in a Godless universe could Chuck
Norris thrive" but of course that's not true. Perhaps there is a God
like YHWH who has made another cynical bet with one of his drinking
buddies that a nation claiming to be Godly and "under God" and to be
possessed of divine virtue and guidance and "values" would reject evil
counsel. If so, my money is on the Paraclete and not on that
Religious-Right parrot Norris.
a video released this weekend, Chucky Cheesus, with his wig on his
head and his wife by his side and looking like a talking armpit, told
those foolish enough to watch him that:
“If we look to history, our great country and freedom are under attack . We’re at a tipping point and,
quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we
don’t change the course in which our country is headed.”
things like taking care of the old and infirm and helpless children
will certainly do that or daring to tax people like Prince Romulus and
his Court Jester Ryan as much as we tax my gardener. If we dare not
to reject the African/Indonesian born Antichrist and his evil plan to
salvage Democracy from God's own Ecclesiastical Christian Feudalism.
Indeed, as the nitwit Norris claims: the only reason the Evil Obama was
elected is that God's own martial artists stayed home, doubtless
rolling and gibbering on the floor licking rattlesnakes instead of
following the Idiot's Crusade down to their holy polling place to elect a
hypocrite whore of a candidate who couldn't remember his own address
but was able to parrot anything the Billionaire Electors and pious pimps
of God told him to do to gain high office and like Pilatus, serve the
needs of Empire.
Yes sir, if the vicious Roman occupation of Judea had had state managed health insurance, Mary would have aborted Jesus for sure
said the martial arts messiah, his capped teeth clapping together
through his crotch-like facial hair. But not, of course if the Romans
had used the nearly identical Romney version. If this makes your head
spin, you must be some kind of heretic who has forgotten the mysterious
ways of God. Have you
forgotten that the more something stinks of bullshit and deceit, the more redolent is it of sanctity?
Yes sir, we're in for "a thousand years of darkness"
says Norris' familiar, Gena, quoting the Great Buffoonicator St. Ronnie
the Reagan, praised be his name -- even though Reagan, blessed be his
memory, raised the evil taxes most high and may have cut a deal with the
Ayatollah and facilitated the rape and murder of nuns and other
innocents. A thousand years
, even though Obama the Unclean hath
not done these things nor banned he any sacred guns as did Bush the
Elder. It's not the facts that Damn the evil Obama, it's the "policies"
we tell you about in our moronic maledictions but never mention
specifically, lest truth intrude.
A thousand years of darkness
perhaps much like the darkness pre-Enlightenment Christian world
enjoyed in Europe under the domination of the Church and all its pomps.
A thousand years of darkness
after those Democrats "enshrine Islamic moral codes into US law"
and turn the Boy Scouts gay.
there could be a God. He could be hardening the hearts and forcing the
stupidity of these pusillanimous Pharaonic pretenders in order to
destroy them, but I suggest that we don't wait for waters to part or
for manna from heaven nor should we wait for 40 years to get to the
polls. By all means let's not wait for that Thousand year Reich Norris
dreams of. These people are evil and if you don't like such crapulous,
worn and loaded usage, lets just call them dishonest, deluded and
demonstrably dumb. When you hear them talk about God, know
they're talking about a different entity than you might expect and that
the praise of God, in their mouths, is a curse.
name, so long the last word of the Savant, the sanction of the judge,
the force of the prince, the hope of the poor, the refuge of the
repentant sinner, -- this incommunicable name I say, henceforth an
object of contempt and curses, shall be a hissing among men.